Monday, 25 April 2011

I like my alien legless and extra crispy

Better dead than harness the ability to probe!

First off, congratulations to Geraldine for making the first ever comment, an interesting set of sentences that read:
cake is good.
a good cake makes me happy.
an orgasmic cake makes my eyes glaze over.
And to Pearl, for raising the ever important social justice issue on the whereabouts of cake.

As for today's topic, word has it that an alien was found dead in Russia not long ago - incidentally in one of the country's UFO hotspots. I'm beginning to seriously doubt the stories of people being probed by these little munchkins. Please, try not to throw up your cake. :-)



So to all you believers and non-believers; real or fake? What if the greys come back for ET. ryan only to find him dead in our hands? They're short and we're tall, it should be no contest right! Well?

Cheers, Joey

5 comments:

  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw8dcb8iKSM

    we are nothing but stupid ants that cant even carry 2 times our body weight. ants are cooler. we only cement over life, they help with its growth. damnn... humans need to be abolished, maybe thats why the aliens are here?

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  2. The truth is out there. Maybe not in this video, but it is somewhere near.

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  3. I think I've seen one of those in the shops. Fail imho.

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  4. The Cake is a Lie XD

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  5. @Anonymous By "Cake" do you mean martian? hahaha :D

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